So you’re ready to Don your Favourite Cloak, Venture into the Wild Woods, Dance the Jig and Speak the Words of Summoning? Lovely Jubbly, Grab the Bubbly!
If not, and you’re just a passing drifter, flitting across my lawn, do feel free to say hello!
Ps. Please Keepe Offe Ye Grasse.
Pps. It’s rude to eat people’s houses, so don’t, and stop litterin.