So you’re ready to Don your Favourite Cloak, Venture into the Wild Woods, Dance the Jig and Speak the Words of Summoning? Lovely Jubbly, Grab the Bubbly!

If not, and you’re just a passing drifter, flitting across my lawn, do feel free to say hello!

Ps. Please Keepe Offe Ye Grasse.

Pps. It’s rude to eat people’s houses, so don’t, and stop litterin.

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